Riley Smith should be ashamed of himself. But he's not. The young, handsome star of Snow Camels Entertainment's Psycho Therapy "Max" episode is proud to have cheated in the first annual There Will Be Blood Milk Shake Drinking Contest in sunny Bakersfield, California on Sunday. "I really wanted to win, you know?" Smith explained. "The point was to get as much milk shake as you could, however you could. I did it by sucking up other people's milk shakes. I felt I did the right thing under difficult circumstances. I mean, I had to win, right?"

While some may have problems with such ethics, Smith's parents are proud of their son. "He won a free milkshake!" boasted Clara, Smith's eerily beautiful mother. "It was chocolate!"

Smith's father had a similar response. "I took a couple of sips of his milkshake when Riley was in the bathroom. It was really good."

What lies ahead for the young actor/milk-shake-stealer? "I think I'm going to get into more of these food eating contests. I really feel like I've found my calling. I mean, when you're good at something, you should do it, right? I was the best milk shake drinker in that milk shake drinking contest. I was the best! I was the best!"

For a glimpse of Riley Smith before his milk shake drinking epiphany, watch the "Max" episode above.

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one 3-oz. can of luncheon meat, one 6-oz. package of small, colorful candy-coated chocolate candies

Open the can of luncheon meat. (Be careful not to cut your finger!) Using a toothpick, chopstick, or other pointy object, push the candies into the meat. Put the tasty loaf in your kid's lunch box for a treat he won't soon forget!

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